I suspect most tourists would rather ignore a porn shop than risk getting shot.

Eight people were shot and two were stabbed when fighting broke out in a crowded Times Square nightclub early yesterday, sending people rushing for the exits over the bodies of those wounded in the fray.

Though two of those hurt in the second-floor club at the Broadway City Arcade on West 42nd Street were in critical condition, no one was killed, authorities said.

I don't recall things like this happening too often before Rudolph "bring my mistress to official events" Giuliani decided to make Times Square safe for Disney and chain restaurants.