People For the American Way are having a fund-raising auction.

There are some cool items, including:

• Kathleen Turner, sultry-voiced star of stage, screen, radio and television, will record a personalized message for your telephone answering machine.
• You and a friend will sit down for lunch and conversation with two of Hollywood's finest raconteurs, Academy Award-winning actor Richard Dreyfuss and actor, director and producer Bob Balaban (A Mighty Wind, Gosford Park, Deconstructing Harry). You will dine at their favorite restaurant at a mutually convenient date and time.
• A rare piece by artist Jenny Holzer consisting of two LED Light Reader Boxes, one depicting language used by the political right, the other language used by the political left. Minimum Bid: $1000

Someone needs to buy me the Jenny Holzer!